Coming from the so-talented pen of Jordan Castillo Price SOON!!!! See her news below:
A Taste of Memento
A new PsyCop short, Memento, is coming on Friday the 13th (mwa ha ha) of November. The audio version narrated by the fabulous Gomez Pugh is in production and I expect it to be available by the end of the month.
Subtlety is lost on Vic. Ironic, since his come-hither signals require the training of a federal investigator to be perceived. His idea of making a pass involves leaning in my general direction, and on a bold day, maybe clearing his throat. “Before you brave the elements…” I dropped my voice low, which was cheesy, but at least he’d get the gist, “better make sure you’re good and…warmed up.”
He paused at the precipice of a slurp, froze, and cut his eyes to me. I leered. He lowered his cup slowly and turned away, but not before I caught that shy smile of his, the one that makes my heart skip a beat. “I dunno,” he drawled. “I’d hate to wear myself out before I even got started.”
“Statistics show that men with active sex lives have better stamina when it comes to household tasks.”
“In fact, they report more efficiency and productivity, and greater satisfaction once the chores are complete.” He likes it when I make up fake statistics. Especially the part where he humors me. We’re probably insufferable around civilians by now. “Fewer injuries, too.”